Itz Happens

a Blog about the hilarious unpredictability of real life, but with better punchlines.

Lemons were thrown. I slipped.

  • Hello world!

    Welcome to Itz Happens—a blog for those of us just trying to survive the sitcom that is life.

    Because let’s be honest: life deserves a laugh track.
    One minute you’re manifesting inner peace, the next? Life throws you lemons and you slip on them.
    Here, we embrace the missteps, the mayhem, and the moments that weren’t in the script.

    This isn’t a place for perfect answers. If you’re looking for logic, try math.
    What you’ll find here instead is life—but with better punchlines.
    So kick off your shoes (watch for lemons), stay awhile, and laugh at the mess with me—because around here, Itz Happens.